I secretly wish every woman would get an abortion…
— Anonymous
What was happening in 1935?
WWI..?
— Elias
I sometimes sit and imagine what ruling the world would be like. It makes me smile.
— Old woman I met at the park
And so I ate my pizza upside-motherfucking-down.
— random tumblr post
People who mind, don’t matter. People who matter, don’t mind.
— Anonymous
Yes, I hate you. Deep inside, underneath my intercostals, I hate you.
— Anonymous
(serious) “Hey! I got money in the bank!”
….”shawty watcha drank?”
“Aaaah…my Mom’s picture..I can’t have that out!”
“Why?”
“I can’t look at her face while I’m having fun…”
— adustek.tumblr.com
